Decker

I couldn't fix the creaky door,
That kept you up at night,
I promised that I'd mend that tap,
And I couldn't do that right.

The Instruction book is pointless
Cos I know what I am doing,
Can't understand the language,
So I'll just continue screwing,
I was locked in the shed for ages,
But you didn't come and help,
The next time you want something done,
Why not do it your f**king self.